"About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends." Herbert Hoover
"Painting is just another way of keeping a diary." Pablo Picasso
"Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it." Stephen Vizinczey
"Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it." Winston Churchill
"Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo." Robert Byrne
"First the doctor told me the good news – I was going to have a disease named after me." Steve Martin
"When fate hands you lemons, make money." Dale Carnegie
"A sense of humour is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done." Albert Eisenhower
"Shallow men believe in luck or in circumstance. Strong men believe in cause and effect." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Rugby players are like lava lamps: good to look at but not very bright." Anon
"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect to be paid back." Oscar Wilde
"A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short." Mickey Rooney
"On Twitter we get excited if someone follows us. In real life we get really scared and run away." Unknown
"There is sufficiency in the world for man’s need but not for man’s greed." Mahatma Gandhi
"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it." Albert Einstein
"Nothing diminishes anxiety and stress faster than action." Walter Anderson "As a cure for anxiety, work is better than whisky." Thomas Edison
"There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more cheaply. The person who buys on price alone is this man’s lawful prey." John Ruskin
"Everyone is entitled to my opinion." Madonna
"The first step to meet your customers expectations is to know their expectations." Roy Williams
"The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly." Abraham Lincoln
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be learning from experience." George Bernard Shaw
"They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life." John Lennon
"You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects." Will Rogers
"Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other peoples drama, repeat these words – not my circus, not my monkeys." Polish Proverb
"I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert." Mary J. Bligh
"I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots." Albert Einstein
"Education is not the filling of a pail, it is the lighting of a fire." William B. Yeats
"Don’ wish it were easier - wish you were better." Jim Rohn
"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon; no matter how good you are at chess the pigeon is going to knock over the pieces, cr*# on the board and strut around like it’s victorious." Anon
"As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do." Andrew Carnegie
"More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren’t so busy denying them."
"Everybody is born with talent; nobody is born with experience." Anon
"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." Katharine Hepburn
"If someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you’re not sure you can do it, say yes- then learn how to do it later." Richard Branson
"Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb, it’s where all the fruit is." Shirley McLaine
"Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder." Laurence J. Peter
"No matter how good you get you can always get better, and that's the exciting part." Tiger Woods
"Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects." Lester B. Pearson
"Someday, following the example of the United States of America, there will be a United States of Europe." George Washington
"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure that they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues." Elizabeth Taylor
"Nobody believes the official spokesman.. but everybody trusts an unofficial source." Ron Nesen
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." Winston Churchill
"Motivation is what gets you started, habit is what keeps you going." Jim Ryan
"The point of living and being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come." Peter Ustinov
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." Mark Twain
"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back." Oscar Wilde
" Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to their graves with their song unsung." Henry Thoreau
"Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do." John Wooden
"All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why." James Thurber
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