"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves." Eric Sevareid
"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer." Albert Einstein
"The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint to keep from meddling with them while they do it." Theodore Roosevelt
"We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics." Richard Vaughan
"Laws are like sausages. Its better not to see them being made." Otto von Bismarck
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life." Winston Churchill
"I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work." Thomas Edison
"It was heartbreak tonight ... We weren't good enough and we got comprehensively outplayed. To our fans down in the Cape, sorry about that, it was just one of those nights." Schalk Burger
"GO SHARKS!!!!"
"The nice thing about teamwork is that you always have others on your side."
"Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content." Louis L’Amour
"A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled." Sir Barnett Cocks
"I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers." Mahatma Gandhi
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." Henny Youngman
"The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps." Benjamin Disraeli
"Let China sleep. For when China wakes, it will shake the world." Napoleon Bonaparte
"The college idealists who fill the ranks of the environmental movement seem willing to do absolutely anything to save the biosphere, except take science courses and learn something about it." P.J. O'Rourke
"Character is like the foundation of a house - it is below the surface." Anon
"Diplomacy is the art of saying “nice doggie” until you can find a rock." Will Rogers
"Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you." Winston Churchill
"It is better to be almost right than perfectly wrong."
"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." Maggie Thatcher
"To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well mannered." Voltaire
"If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door." Paul Beatty
"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can’t lose." Bill Gates
"When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out -- because that's what's inside. When you are squeezed, what comes out is what is inside." Wayne Dyer
"In order to be successful one needs to have luck, technical skill, ability and must be organized." Carlos Alberto Parreira
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day." Mickey Rooney
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed up in overalls and looks like work." Thomas A. Edison
"If you think you can or you think you can’t – you are right." Henry Ford
"Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city." Oscar Wilde
"I’ve been on a calendar, but never on time." Marilyn Monroe
"Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking." William Butler Yeats
"Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." Albert Camus
"The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me." Ayn Rand
"Message from London to Iceland - We said "Send CASH, not ASH.""
"Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything." Charles Kuralt
"I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it." Charles Schulz
"Statistics can be made to prove anything - even the truth." Anon
"I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position." Mark Twain
"It is not the strongest that survives, it is the most adaptable to change." Charles Darwin
"I have found out that there is no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them." Mark Twain
"If you are going through hell, keep going." Winston Churchill
"I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly." Michel de Montaigne
"Being ill is one of the greatest pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work until one is better." Samuel Butler
"An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do." Dylan Thomas
"Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough." Earl Wilson
"Three Rules of Work: Out of clutter find simplicity; From discord find harmony; In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity." Albert Einstein
"I’m leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it is not raining." Groucho Marx
"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has." Will Rogers
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